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Feb 6, 1997 (Age: 23)


Retired Lead, Male, 23, from UK

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America I am in you. Oct 4, 2016

    1. Bilboswaggins503
      Who made your forum photo?
      1. Electro
        A friend did it to my specifications then I did the photo-editing for the glow etc. My profile pic has always been some cartoon of my Minecraft character. You can find people to draw this sort of thing for you at Fiverr.com for a small fee.
        Jan 3, 2018
    2. Xav
      Happy birthday Lector ily
      1. Electro
        Someone remembered! Thank you, thank you!
        Feb 7, 2017
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      2. Xav
        Feb 10, 2017
    3. Electro
      America I am in you.
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      3. Electro
        Ack. Sorry... working pretty hard for the Clinton campaign and I have NO free time : P
        Oct 21, 2016
      4. Xav
        See, that's an even better reason. Too many people for Trump here. . . .
        Oct 21, 2016
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      5. Tibbers
        Plus, here in the Omaha area, Congressional District 2, there are 128k Republicans registered and 127k Democrats registered. We're a battleground in an election of the lesser of 2 evils :)
        Oct 21, 2016
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    4. Electro
      Happy treason day, ungrateful colonials.
      1. 12_zombies
        Jul 4, 2016
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    5. Electro
      4 years on OMM. Thanks all for a great time.
    6. Electro
      4 years on OMM. Thanks all for an amazing time.
      1. Xav, i0range and Chairman_Meowz like this.
    7. Electro
      New profile picture. The old one was looking old...
      1. Xav likes this.
    8. Wralok
      "Electro *runs up late and chucks soapy water at the problem*"

      I'm back, turns out I just had to hide your key better! Nice try Electro, maybe next time.
      1. hamsterkris and Electro like this.
      2. Electro
        Apr 6, 2016
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      3. hamsterkris
        LMAO Electro I told you to "THROW AWAY" the key, not put it within arm's reach. You never listen. xD jk montez ily xD
        Apr 6, 2016
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    10. Electro
      Today, a guy named Bush lost a protracted, expensive battle with extremists, as everyone asks... 'Haven't we seen this before?'
      1. Xav likes this.
    11. WireWizard
      Happy B-day Electro!!
    12. Zarlem
      Happy Birthday!
    13. Puppy1337
      Happy birthday! Remember that we have something in common..?
      1. Xav likes this.
      2. Electro
        Happy birthday to you and your twin ; )
        Feb 6, 2016
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    14. hamsterkris
      Happy birthday! I've made you a cake with 19 batteries on top, full of electrolytes.
      1. Electro
        Serving suggestion: on a naked lady
        Feb 6, 2016
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    15. Strunkandy
      Happeh Birthday
    16. Vanqy
      Happy Birthday, Electro! :)

      The night out sounds good, after all, it's a Saturday night. :p
      1. Electro likes this.
    17. Kaibyuu
      Happy Birthday!
    18. MrDriver

      also go with a posh dinner xD
      1. hamsterkris and Electro like this.
    19. Xinn
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    20. Electro
      It's my birthday. 19. Now... Posh dinner or night out?
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      2. Strunkandy
        Don't go out, restaurants are nasty.
        Feb 5, 2016
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    'U Turn' is one of the worst phrases to use for anyone in power. But today, I intend to do just that. You turn if you want....' -Margeret Thatcher
    'Nothing may endure but changeability'-Shelley
    'I am prepared to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter' -Winston Churchill
    'Science is interesting, and if you don't like it you can f**k off'. -former editor of 'NewScientist'
    'The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion' -Arnold H. Glasgow
    'The more you read, the more you know. The more you learn, the more places you go.' -Dr. Seuss
    'The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly' meaning 'many,' and the word 'tics:' blood sucking parasites.'-Larry Hardiman
    'A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.' -H.L Mencken
    'You'll worry less about what other people think of you when you realise how seldom they do.' -David Foster Wallace
    'I understand it works whether you believe it or not' -Niels Bohr
    'A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men' -Roald Dahl
    'All the problems the world faces today may not be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.' -Albert Einstein
    'Do you expect me to talk?' 'No Mr Bond, I expect you to die.' -Dr No
    'necessity... the mother of invention' -Plato
    'Vision without action is a dream, action without vision is a nightmare, vision with action can change the world.' -Joel A. Barker
    'All the world's a stage, and we are merely players.' -Shakespeare in 'As You Like It'
    'When you tear out a man's tongue you are not calling him a liar, you are simply telling the world you fear what he might say.' -Tyrion Lannister
    'You are a ****ing OMNISHAMBLES. You're like that coffee machine, you know.... 'from bean, to cup, you **** up.' -Malcolm Tucker
    'You're not taking the car, it goes against my policy.' 'What policy?' 'My 'I want the TESLA' policy.' -Harvey Specter
    'When deeds speak, words are nothing.' -Pierre-Joseph Proudhon
    If Bethoven has died in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the entire history of music... and aviation' -Tom Stoppard
    'If you speak to God, you're religious. If he speaks back, you're psychotic.' -House, MD
    'Ever since I realised my male member would give me no peace, I decided to give it no rest in return.' -Christopher Hitchens
    'Strangers are a kind of liberation, they can set you free to be anything you want.' -Christine Patterson in The Independent
    'War is God's way of teaching Americans geography' -Ambrose Bierce
    'I don't care that they stole my idea, I care that they don't have any of their own' -Nikola Tesla
    'The difference between insanity and genius is measured only by success.' -Elliot Calver, Tomorrow Never Dies
    [On alcohol] 'In victory.... I deserve it. In defeat.... I need it' -Winston Churchill
    'That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence' (known as 'Hitchens' Razor') -Christopher Hitchens
    'If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said 'faster horses" -Henry Ford
    [in an annoying, squeaky voice] 'if God didn't want us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?' -Sarah Palin
    'It is always best to sit back, and let your enemy make a mistake.' -Napoleon
    'The truth is like poetry, and everyone f***cking hates poetry' -overheard in a DC Bar
    'This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but with a whimper' -TS Eliot in 'The Hollow Men'
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    'The moment bigotry becomes a form of Patriotism, America is no longer America.'-House of Cards
    'My friend works counselling child sex offenders. He thinks of himself as a 'paedo-whisperer' -University lecturer at Oxford
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    'The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated' -Mahatma Gandhi
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    'A small pie is soon eaten' -Alan Davies
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    'The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so sure of themselves, and wiser people are always so full of doubts.' -Bertrand Russell
    'If when I die I will only have been known as the man that created Sherlock Holmes, then my life will have been a failure' -Arthur Conan Doyle
    'If ISIS were halfway decent at their job they would simply open a chain of doughnut shops' -Hugh Laurie
    'Everyone is a genius. If you judge a fish simply on its ability to climb a tree, it will go its whole life believing itself to be stupid' -Aemos E. Dolbear
    'Almost every problem in human history can be traced back to a moustachioed british man drawing a line in the sand and saying 'there we go, learn to live with it.'' -John Oliver
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